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Toilets (feat. Max Splodge)

from Cover it Up by Insane Society

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Yesterday I had a chicken biryani,
Desperate to find a public W.C.
There ain’t no toilet paper and my bum was a mess,
I had to pinch a page from the Daily Express.

I came out the Karsi after having a slash,
Totally embarrassed ‘cos I had a damp patch,
Everyone was laughing and taking the mick,
I should have used the bog roll to dry off my dick.

Toilets, Toilets, you know what they’re for,
Toilets, Toilets, check the lock on the door,
Toilets, Toilets, it’s a natural thing,
Some people use the toilet just to gossip or sing.

Ladies get frustrated when they go to the loo,
‘cos they have to use the paper for a piss or a poo,
and then once a month, when the painters are in,
they dispose of their waste in the sanitary bin.

Have you ever used the toilet for some casual sex?
It’s cheaper than a hotel, no security checks,
So if there’s some commotion inside cubicle two,
I could be entertaining or just having a poo.

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from Cover it Up, released March 28, 2020
Words & Music ©2013 Paul D Waghorn

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Insane Society Royal Tunbridge Wells, UK

Insane Society have been around for about 18 years. The first three albums had Sheldon Hannaford on lead vocals. Steve and Wag are almost ever present and Chris is the 4th bassist following Stefan (died) Gavin (retired due to fatherhood) and JJ Kaos who is still playing bass for The Last Resort. Sheldon took a free transfer to Vicious Rumours in 2011 before being dropped. ... more

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