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Along with Seventeen, this is arguably our most commercial song on this project. It was touted as a single before we had enough material for an album.
Please note, this is fiction, I have never been to bed with a fat woman
lyrics
We started out at seven, and met up in the Crown,
a few pints in our local, before a night out on the town,
thought there was no hurry, ‘til they called time in the pub,
A Chinese or a Curry? then finish at the club.
I just woke up with a fat chick, I’m sure she wasn’t there last night,
I had a beer too many, I’m not a pretty sight,
I don’t know how she got there, I can’t recall her name,
I just woke up with a fat chick, I’ll never be the same.
Now the musics over, no money left to spend,
The D.J. played a slow one, as the night draws to an end,
I remember hearing voices, but didn’t see a face,
I fell out of the taxi, a total waste of space.
Chorus
Monday morning, sober, and no, I cannot lie,
she had my name and number, but never said goodbye,
I saw her with a push-chair, a gibbon by her side,
what a lucky fella, to have a fat chick for a bride.
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